Dear Mr. Blogus,

Today at work our computers were shut down for replacement throughout the building. We had signs on the outside of the doors and all over the desks stating that there would be no computers to use for the next four days. Why were people coming up to me asking were the computers on? Did they not see the big rope blocking off entrance to our Virtual Lab? Did they not see the gazillion signs posted everywhere, even in espanol for the no speaka english people.I made a comment to a coworker that if the signs had said the building was on fire people would still come inside and ask what's wrong.

Yes Mr. Blogus. I work in a library. The homeless's sanctuary. The place where men take books of naked african women inside of restrooms and pleasure themeselves. The place where dumbass parents leave their young kids alone at, not knowing that the majority of our "regulars" are on the local sex offender registry.

Yes, I love my job.

Tomorrow I will have to explain to 100 more people that there are no computers in our library to use. Tomorrow I will see 100 people glance at the many signs and still attempt to walk their fat asses down to the virtual lab when it's shut off.

I wish I could taser people.